Suburban Trash and Country Queen

Lowering The Standards

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Mary H:
"I just feel so dirty. It just isn't right. I wish my vagina would just seal up and close!"
Becky L:
"Well... That's an interesting thought..."

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There seriously is nothing more unattractive then a guy who shows up uninvited, can’t hold his liquor, pukes all over himself and anything he can get his hands on, has to be dragged out of the house by 2 guys so his mommy can pick him up and then leaves a revolting mess behind to clean up. Fantastic.
Mary H

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The Search

Becky L:
Sounds like a looooser...
Mary H:
And what are we? We're searching for a best friend on craigslist....

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Just because I’m drunk and laying in the grass doesn’t mean I CAN’T HEAR YOU!
Mary H

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We’re looking to fill the position of “best friend”. We’re now accepting applications.
Becky L

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It smells like apple juice in my car and that makes me happy.
Becky L